Aiderdingus

[Intro]
Yeah, Aiderdingus, everybody knows
Small in stature, big heart, here we go

[Verse 1]
Four-foot-five, still he stands out tall
Greasy hair slicked back, says hello to all
Knows the lunchroom crew and the kids down the hall
If you need a hand, he’s the first one to call
He’ll save you a seat, share the last little fry
Ask how your day went and listen, not just pass by
No big tough act, no need to pretend
Give him five minutes, you’ve got a friend

[Chorus]
Aiderdingus, good to everybody
Makes the whole room smile when he walks in the party
Four-foot-five, but his heart’s sky-high
Greasy hair, kind eyes, always standing by
Aiderdingus, yeah, the whole crew knows
He’s got a little more love than his hairstyle shows

[Verse 2]
He remembers your name, remembers your game
If you’re feeling left out, he’ll pull up a chair all the same
He’ll help with your books, cheer loud when you score
Then make a new friend by the gymnasium door
No matter your clique, no matter your deal
He treats every person like their feelings are real
They joke about his hair, he just laughs right back
Then checks if you’re okay before he’s off the track

[Chorus]
Aiderdingus, good to everybody
Makes the whole room smile when he walks in the party
Four-foot-five, but his heart’s sky-high
Greasy hair, kind eyes, always standing by
Aiderdingus, yeah, the whole crew knows
He’s got a little more love than his hairstyle shows

[Bridge]
One kind word can turn a day around
He’s got that gift, spreading it through town
Short on inches, never short on care
If you need a friend, Aiderdingus is there

[Final Chorus]
Aiderdingus, good to everybody
Makes the whole room smile when he walks in the party
Four-foot-five, but his heart’s sky-high
Greasy hair, kind eyes, always standing by
Aiderdingus, yeah, the whole crew knows
He’s got a little more love than his hairstyle shows

[Outro]
Aiderdingus, friend to the whole crew
Kindness looks good on you